This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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