I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm too high and old for this...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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