Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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