She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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