Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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