Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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