you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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