I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
