is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
3 2 1 whiskey
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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