i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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