That's intense
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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