i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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