these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize