Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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