so that wasnt chicken after all
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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