In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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