:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
