Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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