i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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