Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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