yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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