He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You need Xanax blowdarts
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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