just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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