we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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