Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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