she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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