I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
