I can tuck mytits in my pants
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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