you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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