Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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