I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize