How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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