Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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