They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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