We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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