he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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