Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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