We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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