I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Its about making memories worth repressing
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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