God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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