Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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