i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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