The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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