Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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