So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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