I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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