come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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