Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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