I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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