what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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