North Korea, Best Korea!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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