My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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