she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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