The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize