Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't deserve a penis
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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