you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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