i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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