Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
