that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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